Tag Archives: middletown
Unnecessary Platitudes About Nudity
Last week, Wesleying reported a sophomore’s arrest for some serious French ‘Closer’ behavior via the space beneath the shower stall divide. For me, this incident draws to mind an old saying: “you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friend’s nose.” Let’s apply this sage pragmatism to nudity in the ‘Cac and [...]
Wes’s Franzia: Future E-mail Campaign
Wes’s Tour de Franzia tradition is known for sending students to the hospital, blunt objects through fragile objects, and trash to anywhere but the trashcan. Clearly, this is a problematic history for a practice that many non-academics agree is essential to the preservation of Wesleyan’s culture. Thus, with the best intentions, Wes Admins eagerly tried [...]

