Tag Archives: college
10 Very Sexy Haikus
1. Where is your roommate? Where is your roommate Bryan? Where is your roommate? 2. Playlists are tricky Pandora has commercials Creaky bed it is. 3. “Weird we’ve never met… Wait, were you in ‘Queer Econ’?” “No, that wasn’t me.” 4. “Mmmm how does that feel?” “On a scale from 1- 10? like a 4.5″ [...]
Ways to make a Thanksgiving dinner awkward in the most ‘Cac-y ways possible
Here at In the ‘Cac, we know that we have a lot of awkward information hanging out in our brains. Sometimes, returning home after spending weeks discussing race, analyzing frat parties, and trudging around in the cold to see an obscure speaker can set you apart from your other non-’Cac friends. We’re here to tell [...]
Let’s Talk About Booze Part 4.
The 4th and final installment of our backlogged stories about booze. We got an e-mail about a movement called “I’m Shmacked” allegedly taking non-SLAS’s* by storm. As requested, I will try and come at this from a ‘Cac perspective. So, let’s start with the obligatory FB page description: “A movie documenting the experience of a [...]
SAT Analogies from The ‘Cac
TC recently did a piece about Rejected SAT Analogies, inspired by a Late Night with Conan O’Brien segment. So, inspired by TC inspired by Conan, here are a few SAT analogies no ‘Cac student could get wrong: 1. All-nighter is to pancake craving as a) Professor is to dog-sitter b) Campus security is to local [...]
Ron Paul Visits Colby
Ron Paul at Colby photo courtesy of Chris Kasprak. So, I’ve just returned from Ron Paul’s talk at Colby. Despite the fact that the long-shot Republican is from a long time ago, and likely from a galaxy far, far away, he has special appeal to NESCAC students. He’s the most seductive candidate. Although, his politics [...]
Know Your Meme: JanPlan at Colby
JanPlan at Colby – our one class, one month term - is undoubtedly a difficult month to foretell, or recap. At the start of of the second semester, the memory of that January is a boozy miasma of TV marathons, broomball, and snow fort construction, with occasional bouts of hyper-lucid sobriety. As it is [...]
Midnight Breakfast #inthecac
The ‘Cac gets down and nerdy with the season, and would we have it any other way?

