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iCorey is the iShit

Remember the Cookie Guy?

“I was strolling with some friends to an off campus shindig on Friday night and I see this guy in an orange jumpsuit biking around prorow, after some brief murmurs about this alleged cookie man, I, made bold by previous events in the night, shouted to the “COOKIE BRO” he shocked someone noticed him made a quick U-Turn and stopped by my posse and me. Giving us his spiel we were all quick to pull out our collective ones and try some cookies. THEY WERE BOMB.COM. So good. Like ridiculously good.” –@jayydodd

Well, The Tufts Daily reports that a Tufts junior has ushered in a new age of tradesman-ship at Tufts–but instead of providing you baked victuals, he’s servicing your iEverything.

His name is iCorey. And he is a genius.

I know what you’re thinking:  Any ‘Cac student with half a brain can buy a bag of rice and some duct tape. No. Stop there. This is not one of those Zumba things, Corey is practically licensed by DIY society iCracked to sweep away those cobwebs.

The Daily says, “He does not yet have the capability to repair iPhone 5 screens” so don’t buy one, ok? Also, no phone number was listed for iCorey in the article–so you should probably just run around screaming COREY MASON?! until he comes and fixes your progeny.