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Thought Leaders Respond to Wes Nap Machines

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In light of the installation of nap machines (excuse me, “EnergyPods”) in Wesleyan’s Olin and Science libraries, it would be hard to beat Wesleying commentor ’ben”s response: “most bougie shit ever.”

However, thought leaders in nearly every field have quips about these gently vibrating, sperm-esque brain children of Christopher Lindholst ‘97 and Arshad Chowdhury ’98.

“I fantasized about this back in Chicago” –Kanye West

“Life is not significant details, illuminated by a flash, fixed forever. Nap machines are.” –Susan Sontag

“I sat down under his shadow with great delight”– Anon female in Song of Solomon

“This is the first age that’s ever paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since zzzzzzzzzzz” –Arthur C. Clarke

“Nice.” –Vatsyayana

“Think not, is my eleventh commandment; and sleep when you can, is my twelfth. ”–Herman Melville

“I love this boat.” –Helen Keller