Opinion

The ‘Caciest Ice Cream Flavor

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Sure, “Moose Tracks” is pretty ‘Cac-y, but is it THE ‘CACIEST? For your easy reading pleasure, a list of imaginary ice cream flavors that may be even ‘Cacier…until I get bored, or my mom calls.

Starbucks
Natty craisin
Lobster mac and cheese
Vodka, with vomit swirls
Snow
Old Nalgene water
Diet Coke, with chocolate covered Adderalls
Sweat and protein supplement
Money…with granola
PBR and cheddar
Pistachio bisque
Not Racist Vanilla

“Hey Mom…oh that’s great thanks for doing that…yeah I’m fine…love you too.”

Green Tea Maybe
Just Outside of Boston Baked Bean
Sake Bomb and Metro Card
Aviccii’s Sweaty Balls

But you already knew that.

 

 

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