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SAT Analogies from The ‘Cac

TC recently did a piece about Rejected SAT Analogies, inspired by a Late Night with Conan O’Brien segment. So, inspired by TC inspired by Conan, here are a few SAT analogies no ‘Cac student could get wrong:

1. All-nighter is to pancake craving as

a) Professor is to dog-sitter
b) Campus security is to local police
c) Chlamydia is to die
d) Campus Democrats is to everyone

2. First-year roommate is to X-Box as

a) Glitter is to sneaker
b) Alumni is to wealth
c) Snow is to middle finger
d) Friday class is to Thursday night

3. Chicken tender night is to dining hall as

a) Library is to poop
b) Toga party is to Walmart
c) Maine is to New York
d) Facebook notification  is to boredom

4. Econ Major is to GWS minor as

a) Vodka is to mistake
b) Women’s rugby team is to The Hunger Games
c) Freud is to bullshit
d) Track team is to injured

5. Financial Aid office is to middle class as

a) Pam is to Jim
b) Big Bang Theory is to Hulu
c) Dorm is to kid who pulled fire alarm
d) Burnt popcorn is to settling

6. Booty call is to dinner date as

a) Internship is to paycheck
b) Nantucket is to Old Orchard Beach
c) Organic garden is to “I slept with your girlfriend”
d) Cliche is to alumni weekend

7.  GPA is to pride as

a) College is to forever
b) Team trip is to plane snacks
c) Stuffed animal is to importance
d) Degree is to relevance

What, like it’s hard?

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