When they come for you…

It’s a slippery slope.

Dining hall theft starts with a tipsy team scavenger hunt (*clears throat* NOT HAZING) and soon it has escalated. Suddenly, a whole tollhouse pie isn’t enough to feed your kleptomania. Now you’re thinking that that delightful Indian Corn arrangement would look better in your common room, or assuring your mom that you don’t need to buy cutlery for your off-campus apartment you’ll just “borrow.” A Nalgene of mixers becomes a pint of rice milk, the Mexican flag, a honeybaked ham…

We’re all guilty (it was good ham). But you might want to read this before shoving that squash down your pixie pants.

Huffpost College  “A 23-year-old college student from New Mexico is scheduled to go to trial for allegedly stealing a small pumpkin worth two dollars.

KOAT-TV ( ) in Albuquerque, N.M., reports that Lauren Medina will go before a jury and Moriarity Magistrate Judge Steve Jones on Tuesday. She is accused of taking the pumpkin in October 2011 from McCall’s Pumpkin Patch in Moriarty.

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