Flop Pick-Up Lines for The ‘Cac
Oooh baby, you lookin’ like the Xbox logo ‘cause the game is on!
I’d say “hey, is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants” if you were wearing something other than those spandex.
Yeah, I’m not on a sports team. Wanna watch some Stargate SG-1?
I ran out of pasties, so there are band-aids on my nipples.
Honey pie, you’ve got time suspended like a Skyrim loadscreen.
You’re not on my meal plan, but I’d still like a taste.
Do you ever feel like Student Union is a euphemism for something?
Nope, bed bugs are like chicken pox. It’s best just to get them once and then you don’t have to worry about it.
I’m not an econ major, but I do have some cocaine.
You didn’t know the underground frat was in a subterranean bomb shelter?
Can you swipe me in?
You must be a Stepford Wife’s Daughter because you look like every other girl at this school, which is to say attractive.
Call me an English-Physics double major ‘cause this love poem has gravity.
I’m a hockey – uhh, I mean Women’s and Gender Studies major.
You got me stunned like you’re an Ion cannon and I’m an Imperial Star Destroyer…Do you like Star Wars?
You must be Molly ‘cause you make me want to dance.
You must be Molly ‘cause you make me want to chew on my inner cheek.
I named it Longchamps.
My klout score is something like 35. Are you on Klout? Oh… well, do you find me persuasive?
My friends and I have a fantasy girl league and I drafted you.
You down with heteronormativity?