Shit ‘Cac Students Say to non-’Cac Students
no, not Umass
no the one in Connecticut
if they catch us, they tell us to pour it out…
and, the best part is, he’s in ALL my classes
we have a really good sailing team
no not the whipped topping, the president
do you guys have real hazing?!
yeah, but your school isn’t HARD hard
Get this: my prof saw Susan Sontag at a party once and…never mind.
omg your school must feel like spring break all. the. time.
party? obviously. we have three frats!
it can definitely feel small at times
I prefer to think of it as intimate
inbred, it’s inbred.
frats? nope, no frats just a capella groups
screw you dude I’m transferring
can I visit?
soooo when can I visit?
I’m visiting, right?
THE WHOLE CAMPUS WAS THERE
no not “like BC but not Catholic”…god.
Kid Cudi came? stfu!
it’s a class about John Keats…the poet…sex, it’s a class about sex, ok?
you think that’s bad?! one time I dogsat for my professor and…
it’s a small school in Maine
fight song? lol…
I go to school in Vermont. Every weekend is “Mountain Weekend.”
do people ever jump?
what’s that thing you’re doing with your hands in your profile picture?
English major with an emphasis on memory…why are you laughing…
actually it’s the ten dollar bill but whatever it’s fine
we were on Grantland once
you should visit next weekend, it’s the best weekend of the year.