Opinion

Shit ‘Cac Guys Say

For better or worse…because you have a penis.

1. it was good, we lost.
2. have you started studying for that yet?
3. what do you think is going to be on it?
4. that class is a joke
5. what happened to your car?
6. seriously? that sucks dude.
7. I would marry the shit out of that girl
8. fuego
9. USA! USA! USA!
10. I just don’t want you to think I’m an asshole
11. I feel like you think I’m an asshole
12. what time does dinner close?
13. that’s not even possible
14. that reminds me, I need to do laundry
15. oh haha no it’s for a class
16. oh no haha it’s for my honors project
17. I went to school with him, he’s the nicest guy
18. my brother goes there
19. I fucking love ranch
20. smoke some blunts?
21. we’ve been here for 3 years and I have never seen the “organic garden”
22. oh I don’t know, we were away this weekend…
23.uhhhh I don’t know if I can I’d have to check
24. I just want to rage
25. bros before hos
26. WOW.
27. yeah he’s a jerk to girls
28. he just sucks with girls
29. ________is the man dude
30. you are such a hipster
31. I need to buy some new shorts
32. my mom got it for me for Christmas like 5 years ago
33. are you cold? do you want my coat or something?
34. my roommate’s girlfriend is here…
35. I’m graduating.
36. yeah I got it but then I fell asleep and forgot to respond
37. yeah, I noticed you participate a lot in that class
38. I miss my dog
39. that professor loves me
40. I turned it in late
41. I played in high school, does that count?
42. dude…dude! did you see that dude?
43. we’ll probably hang out at my friend’s dad’s best friend’s place on the Cape
44. ok you just took that too far
45. nope, you ruined it
46. you need to calm down
47. I clean up well
48. that is absolutely not true
49. hi…I booked a study room…
50. she just owned you
51. you just need to stop trying
52. that’s why there are rules against that
53. I’m doing laundry tonight
54. see, your problem is…
55. weak sauce
56. i hate that dude
57. guy’s night.
58. Emma Watson is my dream girl
59. what time does dinner open?
60. I don’t want to kick you out, but I have to get to the library early tomorrow